December 8, 2015
Meanwhile, up at the North Pole...
Santa's putting the sleigh up on blocks and firing up his twin Evinrudes. Toy production is coming to a standstill as the demand for rubber boots, rain slickers and umbrellas reaches an all-time high.
If this weather pattern continues, good old St. Nick may have to park the reindeer and pull out his second line, lesser known team...the eight tiny rain deer. On Dasher, on Splasher, on Sprinkle
and Mizzle! On Raindrop! On Rainbow! On Downpour and Drizzle!
And we'll hear him exclaim as he floats out of town: Merry Christmas to all...now get up to high ground!