June 25, 2013
(noun) A lover of life, a Festivarian is a social animal who is both liked and feared by many due to an irresistible personality and tendency to have an amazing time all summer long.
Like a starting shot, the final school bell of the year will get another great summer festival season off and running this weekend.
But how would you know if you're a Festivarian?
If you have a set of cutlery and a plastic plate hidden in your purse. If you have a collection of tarps in a drawer arranged by size and tagged by festival. If someone asks you to borrow sunscreen and you ask "15, 30, 45 or 60?" If you routinely wear a swimsuit under your street clothes because you're pretty sure the day will present an opportunity to get out for a swim...somewhere.
Then you're definitely a Festivarian, and THIS LIST is your required reading.